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Torture by means of Lasers!

Misanthrop

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Now I'm not in "The Business" but if I were I'd say a 1W Handheld (Not the arctic, not strong enough :crackup:) would be a sound investment for any aspiring Mafia-type person to use for means of torture and I dare say they already employ the use of these.

Your thoughts?

Feel free not to reply, it's a morbid subject haha.... But does not reflect my personality in any way, it was just a random thought when I brushed my hand in front of my handheld.

:beer::beer:
 
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Sounds like all in good fun to me. :eg: . I think that it would not go to the military, as torture is by no means proper warfare. Unless it was someone who was very dangerous, and knew information that could save lives, it would be inhumane. I can see for gang's though, as they are all sick to begin with, why not bring torture into the feud as-well?
 
Perhaps if we didn't kill Bin Laden straight away we could have used a 60W to burn 3000+ holes in him..........







Then kill him.
 
Misanthrop said:
Perhaps if we didn't kill Bin Laden straight away we could have used a 60W to burn 3000+ holes in him..........







Then kill him.
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Hmm, I'm not quite sure if he is dead or not, due to them rushing so fast to "Bury" him at sea? Sounds a little fishy.. (Pun intended)
 
Not sure how a laser is any more torture..than just ...burning them in a fire.

I thought the best way to torture someone would involve a glass rod inserted into a certain oriface, and then force them to get a lap dance from jessica alba.
 
ChukiDori said:
Not sure how a laser is any more torture..than just ...burning them in a fire.

I thought the best way to torture someone would involve a glass rod inserted into a certain oriface, and then force them to get a lap dance from jessica alba.
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Damn I love that girl.
 
I think the National propulsion laboratory laser would have done the trick nicely.

The ultimate torture is called death by 1000 slices. It is an old Chinese torture that rivals being beheaded by a hunting knife while still alive.

If you value your dinner lunch or whatever I suggest you don't go searching for any pics either.
 
Seoul_lasers said:
I think the National propulsion laboratory laser would have done the trick nicely.

The ultimate torture is called death by 1000 slices. It is an old Chinese torture that rivals being beheaded by a hunting knife while still alive.

If you value your dinner lunch or whatever I suggest you don't go searching for any pics either.
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Isnt that where they create a shallow wound with a blade or shard of glass. Allow it to clot and scab a little bit so they can reopen the same wound over and over?
 
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Seoul_lasers said:
The ultimate torture is called death by 1000 cuts. It is an old Chinese torture that involves people being cut across the body over several hours until death as punishment for treason, or killing ones parents.

If you value your dinner lunch or whatever I suggest you don't go searching for any pics either.
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Fixed:)
 
ChukiDori said:
Isnt that where they create a shallow wound with a blade or shard of glass. Allow it to clot and scab a little bit so they can reopen the same wound over and over?
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nope... even better than that. It involves cutting slabs of flesh off the body until the person is reduced to tiny bits. They make sure the person is fully awake while they cut their eyes out and nose off... They usually drug the person with opium by this phase but make the family watch.
The beheading is the final step.
 
Misanthrop said:
Now I'm not in "The Business" but if I were I'd say a 1W Handheld (Not the arctic, not strong enough :crackup:) would be a sound investment for any aspiring Mafia-type person to use for means of torture and I dare say they already employ the use of these.

Your thoughts?

Feel free not to reply, it's a morbid subject haha.... But does not reflect my personality in any way, it was just a random thought when I brushed my hand in front of my handheld.

:beer::beer:
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A book of matches is a lot cheaper and probably more effective...:eg:

Jerry
 
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