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The MASSIVE Stranger

Dizzy said:
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Gay, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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I thought I remembered it a bit differently



Peace,
dave

**EDIT** -- CRAP! Now I have to watch Animal House again :tinfoil:
 
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Jacob32123 said:
Did you really join just to post that?
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No, not really. Getting tired of looking at My Little Ponies all over the forum from a Mod that doesnt contribute anything but juvenile posts. Triple posting included. I never met a 23 year old who acts that way.
 
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It's a TOR that one of our members made just to post this troll <shrug>

Peace,
dave
 
I'm Dreaming Of A Massive Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Daguin sat secretly on the floor, sipping massive eggnog.

He looked at the epic Harley hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Argon had hung it there, just before they looked at each other epically and then fell into each other's arms and smashed each other's Harley.

If only I hadn't been so old, Daguin thought, pouring a strange amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Argon might not have got so invisible and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a fast tear and held his ear in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then an epic voice lifted epically up in song.


I'm dreaming of a massive Christmas

Just like an epic argon smash


Daguin ran to the door. It was Argon, looking massive all over with snow.

"I missed you quickly," Argon said. "And I wanted to smash your Harley again."

Daguin hugged Argon and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Argon said.

"I think so too," Daguin said and they smashed each other's Harley until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted pony beard and lived boldly until Daguin got drunk again.
 
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:confused: Well, it's kind of laser related, there are lasers in it... Boldly, Epically Poetic :gj: BTW, I fear the invisible Ponie :shhh: You never know when they're behind you...
 
Dizzy said:
No, not really. Getting tired of looking at My Little Ponies all over the forum from a Mod that doesnt contribute anything but juvenile posts. Triple posting included. I never met a 23 year old who acts that way.
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spyrorocks said:
Time to get more epic daguin stories.
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The Battle For The Balut

Under a cactus, Señor Guin uppercut his balut. He had been busy with the balut for hours and now wanted nothing more than a nuclear cuddle or a tornadic massage from his lover Daguina.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his octagonal Daguina appeared at the door, grinning heavily.

"Put down the balut," Daguina said slothlike. "Unless you want me to bust that balut on your ear."

Señor Guin put down the balut. He was microscopic. He had never seen Daguina so quadratic before and it made him solar.

Daguina picked up the balut, then withdrew a haggis from her eyelid. "Don't be so microscopic," Daguina said with a quadratic grimace. "A quetzalcoatlus bit my upper lip this morning, and everything became devine. Now with this balut and this haggis I can slothlike rule the world!"

Señor Guin clutched his thermal upper lip angrily. This was his lover, his octagonal Daguina, now staring at him with a quadratic eyelid.

"Fight it!" Señor Guin shouted. "The quetzalcoatlus just wants the balut for his own octagonal devices! He doesn't love you, not the nuclear way I do!"

Señor Guin could see Daguina trembling angrily. Señor Guin reached out his ear and touched Daguina's eyelid slothlike. He was octagonal, so octagonal, but he knew only his thermal love for Daguina would break the quetzalcoatlus's spell.

Sure enough, Daguina dropped the balut with a thunk. "Oh, Señor Guin," she squealed. "I'm so nuclear, can you ever forgive me?"

But Señor Guin had already moved under a cactus. Like a storm of earthquakes, he pressed his ear into Daguina's eyelid. And as they fell together in a devine fit of love, the balut lay on the floor, solar and forgotten.​
 
Balut, a boiled duck egg with a small embryo inside, is a delicacy enjoyed all across Philippines. Though eating balut has gained global stature as extreme gastronomy, the average Filipino considers it a delicious treat. Unlike other street foods, balut is always safe as it is always sold piping hot and sealed (unopened). Nutritious and flavorful, it is a staple for people working late in the night or coming home in the wee hours of the morning.

How to Eat Balut: Step-by-Step Instructions - wikiHow

Peace,
dave

**EDIT** -- This info really added a new dimension to the story for me
 
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daguin said:
Balut, a boiled duck egg with a small embryo inside, is a delicacy enjoyed all across Philippines. Though eating balut has gained global stature as extreme gastronomy, the average Filipino considers it a delicious treat. Unlike other street foods, balut is always safe as it is always sold piping hot and sealed (unopened). Nutritious and flavorful, it is a staple for people working late in the night or coming home in the wee hours of the morning.

How to Eat Balut: Step-by-Step Instructions - wikiHow

Peace,
dave

**EDIT** -- This info really added a new dimension to the story for me
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Dizzy said:
No, not really. Getting tired of looking at My Little Ponies all over the forum from a Mod that doesnt contribute anything but juvenile posts. Triple posting included. I never met a 23 year old who acts that way.
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