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Up for sale is my useless, worthless, piece of crap laser from bluefusion. Its about 19mw avg, 26mw peak. It has a wonderful divergence of 287mRad, and is perfect for illuminating an entire office building from only 20 feet away! Need to see in the dark, but your flashlight isnt expensive enough? Use this awesome green colored flashlight, only $650 dollars!!


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Oh, did i mention the laser is made of pure gold, straight from the mines where child labor is encouraged? Well it is. (See pic below of leader of the mine shaft)
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So, paypal me 650 dollars, and ill send this laser to you. I can guarantee itll take at least 5 months to get there. What a steal!! Itll also come with no warranty, a policy in which i wont reply to any of your emails, and total bullshit!!
 





LOL

;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm not sure what to think about BlueFusion now. Either he's seriously unlucky and everything goes wrong for him... or...
 
Murudai said:
LOL

;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm not sure what to think about BlueFusion now. Either he's seriously unlucky and everything goes wrong for him... or...
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Even YOU cannot continue to be optimistic about this boy. I know you try to give the benefit of the doubt to people, but when does being nice and accepting become being naive and a patsy?

Peace,
dave
 
daguin said:
[quote author=Murudai link=1216616523/0#2 date=1216616797]LOL

;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm not sure what to think about BlueFusion now. Either he's seriously unlucky and everything goes wrong for him... or...
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Even YOU cannot continue to be optimistic about this boy. I know you try to give the benefit of the doubt to people, but when does being nice and accepting become being naive and a patsy?

Peace,
dave[/quote]

Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.

I dunno. There seems to be too many coincidences here. If BlueFusion was trying to save his reputation, sending out a broken laser isn't the way to do it.
 
If you are truly looking to unload it, I'd love to try my hand at fixin it. It's my dream come true. Certainly can't afford $650 though LOL
 
Kenom, how about if i throw in a few popped balloons and already lit matches to sweeten the deal?
 
Maybe if you advertised that it was made of PURE GOLD that $650 price tag wouldn't look so bad ;D
 
Murudai said:
Maybe if you advertised that it was made of PURE GOLD that $650 price tag wouldn't look so bad ;D
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shhh... //edited first post to include that idea//
 
Kenom said:
If you are truly looking to unload it, I'd love to try my hand at fixin it. It's my dream come true. Certainly can't afford $650 though LOL
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but seriously, folks. Kenom, I emailed s-ky, and they said it was likely that a concave lens inside the laser has come loose, reflecting the majority of the light into the side of the barrel, while only 19mw is escaping, and barely in beam form. If you think you could fix it, ill send it your way, and pay for shipping both ways. If s-ky emails me back saying theyll fix it free or replace it, ill just send it to them though.



And now not so seriously, folks:

ndrew2505 said:
that is so freaking hilarious :D
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Its also a really good deal. Paypal 650 bucks to strongholdmail@hotmail.com and ill send you the "laser".
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I'd be willing to take a shot at the lens fixing as well if kenom or sky fall through for whatever reason
 
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