Got so many stories about this stuff...
Some of the things I have done are funny, but not the craziest.
Some of them are very long to post, and would take pages to fully explain.
Some of them are horrible, and I still feel bad about them. But not many.
Short (but not nearly the full story) examples:
Funny- bringing a meat-stealing bully to tears and humiliation for weeks by making him take Dave's Insanity Sauce-soaked beef jerky and cry in front of the whole school.
Epic set-up- where I tricked this one loser kid in our scout troop into believing that there were satanists hiding in an old abandoned building at night, and scaring the hell out of him by chanting in Latin (One Winged Angel)
Still scared- where I was using a chemical reaction to light a bomb, and I turned around, and the fuse was lit, and an inch from the bomb! I dived over a log right before it exploded.
Just plain weird- where I went down to a teenager and bum hangout, peed in an empty bottle, and took a crap on the top of it to seal it. The bottle was broken and the poop flung a few feet away the next day.
Classic- where my friends and I, at the age of 8, repelled some random creep by mixing up rotten eggs, grill scrapings, hot sauce, and other unidentifiable things, mixing them together, and throwing them at him. We never saw him again, and the lawn smelled for weeks.
Close call- hiking off from scout camp with my friend in the snow, with no trail and no way to navigate, with a storm coming in, and no way to know where we came from but our footprints. We made it back, and literally 5 seconds later, we were called for becaue people started to get worried.
Epic- lighting chains of loud fireworks on the porch of this punk, hiding in a ditch, and having cars patrol us for 15 minutes. We repeated this 3 times.
I might tell the full version of one of these, but definitely not all of them.
-Mark